"I want you to enjoy Christmas as much as I will!"

Fat chance! It's the statement of the year, concocted by "Huey", the most inept project manager this side of the Urals. He's clearly suffered a knock to his head as it is obvious there is no chance this will be finished in time for Christmas - this year. The tiler is back and the plumber also, grudgingly, made an appearance. But with the best will in the world - which you won't get from our project management team, there is no chance we'll have anything more than wet plaster in the new rooms.